Tell you a joke? Ok? Good......
One day there was this omachi* The omachi decided to climb a mountain. So he packed his stuff and started to climb the mountain. After half a year the omachi reached the mid-point of the mountain and accidentally stepped on a rock. The rock was so angry and started to scold the omachi. Being very sorry the omachi started to apologize and the rock forgave him and the omachi continued his way up the mountain. After another HALF a year the omachi FINALLY reached the top of the mountain. He then made his was down. After half a year, he reached the mid point and stepped on a rock. The rock being the same rock that he stepped on. The rock was SOOO ANGGRY and kicked the omachi into the sea.
*an omachi is a kinda food that is soft and looks like chee cheong fun but it is rolled in peanuts*
The End
Not funny? How about another one then?
10 years ago there was this couple that decided to get married but suddenly the man received a letter from India saying that he is given a scholarship to learn overseas in India for ten years. The man decided to take the offer since he wanted to continue his studies. At the jetty the lady and man made a promise to meet back at the jetty in another ten years time......
Ten years later.......
When the day came the lady went to the jetty. She waited day and night but there was no sign of the man. The following day she went again but still her lover wasn't there. On the third day she came one more time in hope of her love... but to her disapointment her wasn't there at all. Finally being so fustrated and angry she threw the ring he gave her into the sea. One week later the man came back. Being so high tech now these days the man came back by aeroplane and not by boat but since the plane only took of one week after the date that he was suppose to meet the girl, he arrived one week late. He went to the jetty but didn't see the girl AT ALL! He was so sad and sat at the side of the jetty. Gazing off he suddenly saw something...........
What do u think it is?
The girl? NO
The ring? NO
A fish? NO
IT WAS THE OMACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = D
FARNY RIGHT??? = )
Ok now for the serious part... I'm an aunt how depressing is that? but at least I'm an aunt to the most adorablelest niece in the world wanna see?
Cute right? sighs* time passes so fast... soon I'll be a great aunt... *very shocking!
Ps:/ out to han: stop changing your url ah... or not I kick your backside like how the rock kick the omachi! = )
~fin~
avey*=]07
